We’re tired of buzzwords, techno-babble, acronyms, and catch phrases. Let’s face it. In the midst of confusion, strife, or great change, no one ever solved anything by quoting Nietzsche. We will strive to speak plainly and act decisively, applying technology to build a better site instead of trying to awe you with fancy words. (Our actions will speak louder than any words!)

Our philosophy for life:

1. Never lick a steak knife.
2. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Our philosophy for Elev8 Technology:

1. Get back to you immediately (if not sooner) when you pose a question.
2. Talk straight with you. Never try to impress you with industry buzzwords or technology talk.
3. Meet often with you and plan, plan, and plan. Constant communication will save everyone time as the project unfolds.
4. Create a website that really works for you with real tools that help you keep it updated and fresh.
5. Rely on lessons we’ve learned in the past to help you navigate the Internet space.
   

With solid content, dynamic programming, and eye-catching graphics, Elev8 Technology will help you build and promote the better website.

Bad word list (words & phrases we’ll strive to never use):

• Kiertsu
• mind-boggling
• soup-to-nuts solution
• full service
• virtual mindshare
• matrix cross-media solutions
• drive mission-critical e-services
• optimize back-end models
• recontextualize end-to-end infrastructures

And we would especially never say this:

“…business brainstorming will identify opportunities where business process augmentations in terms of process evolutions and process innovations may be incorporated to add value to the customer’s value chain… and the risk mitigation strategy will be adopted.”

(Actually taken from a competitor’s website and only changed a little to protect us from copyright infringement!)